Beyonce goes shopping in NYC
Pamela Anderson red shirt dress
Heidi Klum
Pregnant Nicole Richie shopping
Kim Kardashian shopping
Megan Fox 2007 MTV Movie Awards
Kate Hudson pic
Ivanka Trump in red hailing cab New York City
Victoria Beckham's seethrough top
Carmen Electra Bikini
Please let this happen
Posted by CMB at 04:31 PM in Celebslam


Paula Abdul might get her own talk show

Paula Abdul wants to launch her own daytime talk show. Can you say female version of The Magic Hour? Please. Let. This. Happen. The American Idol cohost has already held talks with CBS and it's rumored the show could debut this year. A source close to the star told the National Enquirer.


"Paula's been dreaming about having her own talk show for three years, and she's ready to make it a reality . . . And if she does get her [American Idol] contract demands, Paula will attempt to negotiate a clause that states she can have other projects, including a talk show, and will juggle both. Paula is unpredictable and not afraid to speak her mind — but she also leads from the heart and really connects with people. Studio execs feel those are the kind of personal attributes that would make her perfect for a daytime talk show." (Source)
Paula thinks she deserves her own talk show? There's only one type of program she should take part in this year . . . and it involves 12 steps. Actually, Paula might be onto something. For all of you out there that think watching a drunk, drugged-out, incoherent Paula slurring her words for an hour on T.V would never be successful, I've got two words for you: Ozzie Osbourne.

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Source: Please let this happen


Kelly Brook is still on vacation
Posted by CMB at 04:31 PM in Celebslam

Kelly Brook bikini pics! (St. Lucia - 1/3)

Don't worry, I know what you're thinking. The answer? 32E. My boner and I thank you Wikipedia. Expect a fruit basket.

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Source: Kelly Brook is still on vacation


Quickies
Posted by CMB at 04:31 PM in Celebslam

Jessica Alba and her daughter at a playground in Beverly Hills (1/3)


+ Shirtless skateboarder + pavement = ouch [With Leather]



+ Best bikini shots of 2008 [Drunken Stepfather]

+ More Chloe Sevigny Bikini Pictures [Egotastic!]

+ Fox News rings in the New Year Fox News style [Holy Taco]

+ Spot the nip slip (semi-NSFW) [College Humor]



+ Lindsay has saggy boobs [Hollywood Tuna]

+ Vida Guerra is busting out of her top [Bastardly]

+ Jolene Blalock is freaking hot [Popoholic]

+ John Travolta issues statement about son's death [I'm Not Obsessed]



+ The horror of celebrity clowns [CityRag]

+ She might wanna shave her unibrow first [A Socialite's Life]

+ Kathy Griffin will knock the dicks out of your mouth [Yeeeah!]

+ Rupaul dresses up as Barack and Michelle Obama [popbytes]

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Source: Quickies


Midnight T&A: Emanuela de Paula
Posted by CMB at 04:31 PM in Celebslam


Emanuela de Paula

Brazilian model Emanuela de Paula

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Source: Midnight T&A: Emanuela de Paula


Quickies Redux
Posted by CMB at 04:31 PM in Celebslam


Chloƫ Sevigny in Miami (1/2)



+ More Chloe Sevigny bikini pics [Drunken Stepfather]



+ I Can See Kate Bosworth's Nipples [Egotastic!]

+ Alessandra Ambrosio looked rather hot on New Year's Eve [Just Jared]

+ Elle Macpherson has hard nips [TaxiDriverMovie]

+ Katy Perry is single [The Blemish]



+ 5 celebrities most likely to die in 2009 [Holy Taco]

+ Lisa Rinna is posing for Playboy [Attuworld]

+ Raquel Gibson is your afternoon pick-me-up [F-Listed]

+ Heather Locklear's DUI case dismissed [Cele|bitchy]

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Source: Quickies Redux


Hugh Jackman is better than you
Posted by CMB at 04:31 PM in Celebslam


Hugh Jackman has a nice house

Hugh Jackman's 3 story, 11,000 square foot triplex in Manhattan's West Village. The actor purchased the home for $21 million back in October.

NOTE: “. . . is better than you” is a Friday feature
showcasing multi-million dollar celebrity homes in the hopes of
generating feelings of jealousy, hatred, and animosity towards said
celebrity. When you get down to the entertainment-dollar-spending core
of it, you helped buy that home. Sucker!

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Source: Hugh Jackman is better than you


John Travolta's son dies
Posted by CMB at 04:31 PM in Celebslam
Jett Travolta dies

John Travolta and his son Jett in Ireland in 2004



TMZ is reporting that John Travolta's son Jett died today at a hospital in the Bahamas. He was just 16. The circumstances of his death aren't currently known but it's been reported for some time that Jett had autism but the Travolta family refused to acknowledge or treat it. In Scientology circles, those with autism are known as "degraded beings" that brought the affliction on themselves. I guess the Scientologists that believe in Xenu -- the alien that stacked billions of humans around volcanoes 75 million years ago and then blew them up with hydrogen bombs scattering their souls across the sky which he then collected with a vacuum cleaner and assembled in a movie theater where they were forced to watch a 3D movie for 36 days to implant them with misleading data so that when they attached themselves to human beings they would cause pain -- are considered the "normal" ones. Holy shit I hate these people.

NOTE: No, I didn't make any of that up

[TMZ, Cele|bitchy]

Source: John Travolta's son dies


Paris Hilton and George Clooney? WTF?
Posted by CMB at 04:31 PM in Celebslam

Paris Hilton and Brittany Flickinger leaving Dan Tana's in Hollywood (12/20)

According to Life & Style magazine, even though it looked odd that Paris Hilton and George Clooney were eating dinner together at Dan Tana's restaurant on December 20 (along with director Ridley Scott, Marvel Studios chairman David Maisel, and Paris' new BFF Brittany Flickinger), it wasn't the first time they've been spotted together. From the mag:

Life & Style has learned exclusively that the night before, George, 47, and Paris, 27, had a far more intimate meeting at the Whiskey Bar at the Sunset Marquis hotel in West Hollywood.



A source said: "Paris and George sat and talked together for ages. They didn't seem to be aware of anyone else in the room." (Source)
I'm calling bullshit. George Clooney hooking up with Paris Hilton is like Marisa Miller fucking Screech from Saved by the Bell. They're hot. They have standards. Obviously this story was planted by Paris's publicist. I'm surprised there's not a line in there about how her hair "looked amazing." 

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Source: Paris Hilton and George Clooney? WTF?


Happy New Year . . . I hate you
Posted by CMB at 04:31 PM in Celebslam


Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan at Mansion nightclub in Miami (12/31)

Following their "nuclear" screaming match two weeks ago in L.A, Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson got into another huge fight in Miami on New Year's Eve. In front of dozens of witnesses, the couple started screaming at each other inside Mansion nightclub (check out video of the fight on PAGE 2). From the New York Post:
The thaw in the relationship between Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson sure didn't last long, with the girlfriends ringing in the new year with a nasty fistfight. The fight spilled out into an alley behind the club, where Lohan screeched at Ronson, "When I storm off, you are supposed to follow me!"

Our spy said, "It was a really gross alley. There was a bum eating a sandwich watching the whole thing. Lindsay was really unstable and flipping out."



After Lohan and Ronson went back to the hotel, several sources heard crashing sounds and screaming coming from their room until the fight spilled out into the hallways at about 11 a.m.

"They were punching each other - it was bad," a spy said. "And they were doing this in front of all of us. It was scary."

At one point, Lohan dropped to her knees and cried, "Why are you doing this to me?" And Sam just said, "I don't know you."

Eventually hotel security was called and photos were taken of the girls' "trashed" room. "Mirrors were broken and it was a complete mess," another spy said. (Source)
These two had a "fist-fight"? Sounds kind of kinky. If it was
anything like the "sword-fight" I once had in college there was
probably a lot of peer pressure, drinking, and consuming of Viagra involved. Sadly, this story just illustrates how large amounts of
alcohol can often tear a perfectly happy couple apart. My
suggestion to Lindsay and Sam: Stop "double-fisting."

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Source: Happy New Year . . . I hate you


In beautiful people news . . .
Posted by CMB at 04:31 PM in Celebslam


Jaime Wright



Australian model Jaime Wright at the "Bongo Virus New Year's Eve 2009 Party" in Sydney, Australia (12/31)

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Source: In beautiful people news . . .


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