Paula Abdul wants to launch her own daytime talk show. Can you say female version of The Magic Hour? Please. Let. This. Happen. The American Idol cohost has already held talks with CBS and it's rumored the show could debut this year. A source close to the star told the National Enquirer.
"Paula's been dreaming about having her own talk show for three years, and she's ready to make it a reality . . . And if she does get her [American Idol] contract demands, Paula will attempt to negotiate a clause that states she can have other projects, including a talk show, and will juggle both. Paula is unpredictable and not afraid to speak her mind — but she also leads from the heart and really connects with people. Studio execs feel those are the kind of personal attributes that would make her perfect for a daytime talk show." (Source)
Paula thinks she deserves her own talk show? There's only one type of program she should take part in this year . . . and it involves 12 steps. Actually, Paula might be onto something. For all of you out there that think watching a drunk, drugged-out, incoherent Paula slurring her words for an hour on T.V would never be successful, I've got two words for you: Ozzie Osbourne.
+ The horror of celebrity clowns [CityRag]
+ She might wanna shave her unibrow first [A Socialite's Life]
+ Kathy Griffin will knock the dicks out of your mouth [Yeeeah!]
+ Rupaul dresses up as Barack and Michelle Obama [popbytes]
+ 5 celebrities most likely to die in 2009 [Holy Taco]
+ Lisa Rinna is posing for Playboy [Attuworld]
+ Raquel Gibson is your afternoon pick-me-up [F-Listed]
+ Heather Locklear's DUI case dismissed [Cele|bitchy]
Hugh Jackman's 3 story, 11,000 square foot triplex in Manhattan's West Village. The actor purchased the home for $21 million back in October.
NOTE: “. . . is better than you” is a Friday feature
showcasing multi-million dollar celebrity homes in the hopes of
generating feelings of jealousy, hatred, and animosity towards said
celebrity. When you get down to the entertainment-dollar-spending core
of it, you helped buy that home. Sucker!
TMZ is reporting that John Travolta's son Jett died today at a hospital in the Bahamas. He was just 16. The circumstances of his death aren't currently known but it's been reported for some time that Jett had autism but the Travolta family refused to acknowledge or treat it. In Scientology circles, those with autism are known as "degraded beings" that brought the affliction on themselves. I guess the Scientologists that believe in Xenu -- the alien that stacked billions of humans around volcanoes 75 million years ago and then blew them up with hydrogen bombs scattering their souls across the sky which he then collected with a vacuum cleaner and assembled in a movie theater where they were forced to watch a 3D movie for 36 days to implant them with misleading data so that when they attached themselves to human beings they would cause pain -- are considered the "normal" ones. Holy shit I hate these people.
Paris Hilton and Brittany Flickinger leaving Dan Tana's in Hollywood (12/20)
According to Life & Style magazine, even though it looked odd that Paris Hilton and George Clooney were eating dinner together at Dan Tana's restaurant on December 20 (along with director Ridley Scott, Marvel Studios chairman David Maisel, and Paris' new BFF Brittany Flickinger), it wasn't the first time they've been spotted together. From the mag:
Life & Style has learned exclusively that the night before, George, 47, and Paris, 27, had a far more intimate meeting at the Whiskey Bar at the Sunset Marquis hotel in West Hollywood.
A source said: "Paris and George sat and talked together for ages. They didn't seem to be aware of anyone else in the room." (Source)
I'm calling bullshit. George Clooney hooking up with Paris Hilton is like Marisa Miller fucking Screech from Saved by the Bell. They're hot. They have standards. Obviously this story was planted by Paris's publicist. I'm surprised there's not a line in there about how her hair "looked amazing."
Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan at Mansion nightclub in Miami (12/31)
Following their "nuclear" screaming match two weeks ago in L.A, Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson got into another huge fight in Miami on New Year's Eve. In front of dozens of witnesses, the couple started screaming at each other inside Mansion nightclub (check out video of the fight on PAGE 2). From the New York Post:
The thaw in the relationship between Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson sure didn't last long, with the girlfriends ringing in the new year with a nasty fistfight. The fight spilled out into an alley behind the club, where Lohan screeched at Ronson, "When I storm off, you are supposed to follow me!"
Our spy said, "It was a really gross alley. There was a bum eating a sandwich watching the whole thing. Lindsay was really unstable and flipping out."
After Lohan and Ronson went back to the hotel, several sources heard crashing sounds and screaming coming from their room until the fight spilled out into the hallways at about 11 a.m.
"They were punching each other - it was bad," a spy said. "And they were doing this in front of all of us. It was scary."
At one point, Lohan dropped to her knees and cried, "Why are you doing this to me?" And Sam just said, "I don't know you."
Eventually hotel security was called and photos were taken of the girls' "trashed" room. "Mirrors were broken and it was a complete mess," another spy said. (Source)
These two had a "fist-fight"? Sounds kind of kinky. If it was
anything like the "sword-fight" I once had in college there was
probably a lot of peer pressure, drinking, and consuming of Viagra involved. Sadly, this story just illustrates how large amounts of
alcohol can often tear a perfectly happy couple apart. My
suggestion to Lindsay and Sam: Stop "double-fisting."
Isn't Samantha Ronson supposed to be making millions off of Lindsay Lohan? Why can't she afford a new sweater? She's worn that stupid thing five times in the past two months. Sure that's a reasonable amount of use for us common folk but Sam's famous and photographed on a daily basis. Paris Hilton would rather be raped with a pitchfork than photographed wearing the same thing twice. And it's not like that sweater is nice -- it's ugly as all hell. She reminds me of Freddy Krueger from Nightmare on Elm Street . . . wait, did Freddy Krueger ever go down on chicks?
Remember the story a few weeks ago about Sharon Osbourne kicking that skank's ass at the Rock of Love: Charm School reunion show? Well now we have video. Skip ahead to the 6:55 mark. Whatever you do, don't watch the entire clip. I did and now my IQ is roughly 50 points lower. Paste is yummy!
Source: Sharon Osbourne ass-kicking - Now with video!
Happy Thanksgiving
Celebslam’s taking the day off to gorge on wild turkey bourbon. We’ll be back tomorrow with a full day of gossip.
UPDATE: Tooooooooooo much wild turkey bourbon. Be back on Monday.
Source: Happy Thanksgiving
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Kate Beckinsale and her husband Len Wiseman at a park in Santa Monica (11/24)
+ A-Rod remembers he has a family [I’m Not Obsessed]
+ So Carson Daly isn’t gay? [Dlisted]
+ I love when Marisa Miller gets naked [College Humor]
+ Twilight’s Kristen Stewart caught getting high [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Aubrey O’Day Nude in Playboy? Yes Please! [Egotastic!]
+ Whose [...]
Source: Quickies
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The Hoff and a female friend at The Grove in L.A. (11/24)
+ Lindsay Lohan making out with Sam - Now with Video! [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Kim Cattrall Nude: Showing Her Titians at 52 [Egotastic!]
+ Patrick Dempsey has a pretty sick old-school Jag [Just Jared]
+ Traci Bingham in a see-through shirt (NSFW) [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Dude, tone down the [...]
Source: Quickies Redux
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She’s into chicks!
Remember that one chick from the new 90210 who slipped a nip last week? If you’re like me, that was the first time you’d ever heard of her. Well guess what. She’s into chicks dude. From this week’s issue of Star:
Is AnnaLynne McCord taking a page from Lindsay Lohan’s dating book and giving [...]
Source: That one chick is into chicks
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Tim Burton and Helena Bonham Carter at a park in Malibu (11/23)
It’s sickening that during these tough economic times where so many of us are struggling, the Hollywood elite feel the need to rub their wealth in our faces with their fancy shmancy clothes.
[Pacific Coast News]
Source: I?m so angry right now
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Bank forecloses on Wycelf
A canal-front home rapper Wyclef Jean is building in Miami Beach is scheduled to be auctioned off in three weeks because he owes a shitload of money to the bank and isn’t paying. From the Palm Beach Post blog:
Through a corporation he owns with friends, the former guitarist of The Fugees borrowed [...]
Source: Wyclef lost his house
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Britney Spears in Frankfurt, Germany (11/25)
Britney Spears reveals in next month’s Rolling Stone that her kids Jayden and Sean are already doing some good ‘ol fashion cussing. She thinks K-Fed taught them. Because it’s definitely not Britney’s fault. No sirree. Excerpt via USA TODAY:
[Britney] is critical of her ex and says the children “are starting [...]
Source: K-Fed taught the kids how to cuss
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Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson at Lotus nightclub in Washington D.C. (11/17)
This security cam footage is from Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson’s trip to Washington D.C. last month. As you can see in the pics, Lindsay is now drinking again. Congratulations. From what I can piece together from the footage, it appears that Lindsay drank [...]
Source: Bowchickawowwow
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Paris Hilton can read
Paris Hilton was seen carrying a self help book as she left a nail salon in Beverly Hills on Saturday. Amazon.com describes Living in the Moment as:
Anecdotal and reflective, Living in the Moment comprises health expert Dr. Gary Null’s lifetime of observation and wisdom. Following Einstein’s belief that “we can’t [...]
Source: Paris Hilton needs help
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Britney Spears does Rolling Stone
That’s a sneak peek at Britney Spears’ December Rolling Stone cover. Call me crazy but she’s looking mighty doable. Are we to believe it? Is Britney back? If you believe in the magic and power of photoshopped abs then quite clearly the answer is a resounding “maybe.”
[via USA TODAY]
Source: Britney looks . . . hot?
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Reese Witherspoon outside the Good Morning America studios in New York (11/24)
+ Kim Kardashian’s eBaying her Range Rover [Drunken Stepfather]
+ What director’s idea was it to make Jessica Alba look like hell? [Lossip]
+ Blake Lively’s Cleavage Defies Gravity [Egotastic!]
+ Brigitte Nielsen upskirt pics [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Imogen Bailey does Maxim, looks hot [NewsToob]
+ Odette Yustman can wash [...]
Source: Quickies Redux
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Victoria Beckham and her son Romeo shopping at The Grove in L.A. (11/11)
+ Jennifer Tilly has some huge boobies [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Shakira is the sexiest humanitarian of the year [Lossip]
+ Lucy Pinder Nude Pictures are Nuts [Egotastic!]
+ That’s way more of Ice-T’s girl than I need to see (NSFW) [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Katy Perry almost slips a [...]
Source: Quickies Redux
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