Here’s Elisabetta Canalis and Sacha Baron Cohen on a yacht in Cannes this morning to promote The Dictator and the funniest part is that one of the agencies actually listed Elisabetta as “supermodel Elisabetta Canalis.” Which is an amazing distinction for someone whose claim to fame is getting tossed off of George Clooney‘s penis for Read More ...

Source: Elisabetta Canalis In A Bikini Will Kick Off Cannes



Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where we see Lena Dunhan, self-proclaimed “voice of her generation,” and that voice apparently says, “You know what? I earned these chili fries….” We’ve also got Joshua Jackson letting us all know it’s ok to just stare directly at them, or desperately search for them in the case Read More ...

Source: The Crap We Missed – Friday 5.18.12



When I referenced Rihanna‘s butt earlier in the Terry Richardson/Jared Leto post that should really be an indicator of how barely being able to see through a celebrity’s clothes is like goddamn manna from heaven today, I had no idea it’d show up in my feeds. So here she is last night clearly not wearing Read More ...

Source: Oh, Hey, Rihanna’s Butt. Long Time, No See.



When bros like Photo Boy and myself hang out, it’s almost a guarantee we’ll snap black and white photos of each others ponytails, or “Bronytails,” as we like to call them if he doesn’t mind me sharing our secret language we invented late one night eating S’mores. (Best Giggle Party ever!) So it’s kind of Read More ...

Source: Terry Richardson Really Likes Taking Pictures of Jared Leto



Last week, Brandi Glanville revealed in an interview with some obscure Australian magazine that she wanted to kill LeAnn Rimes, which prompted LeAnn to immediately act scared for her life and latch onto the free publicity even though it didn’t involve wearing a bikini. So, of course, yesterday she Tweeted pics of herself at the Read More ...

Source: The LeAnn Rimes, Brandi Glanville Feud Doesn’t Look Out of Hand At All



“See? We found this picture of him on the Internet with his kindly, cigar-smoking grandfather. Nuttin’ to worry about.” According to his estranged wife who doesn’t want him anywhere near their daughter until he cleans himself up, Nick Stahl has been missing since May 9, although friends claim to have seen him more recently and Read More ...

Source: The Police Seem Really Concerned With Finding Nick Stahl



- These women are proud feminists who don’t let society tell them to wear a bra. - Tom Cruise‘s Playboy interview was a calculated ad for Scientology. Of course. - How To Pose Like A Hot Guy With A Cute Dog - Billy Bob Thornton realized he had no business banging Read More ...

Source: Karina Derizans Is Apparently Some New Reality Star In A Bikini And Other News



Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which has everything important that happened so far at the Cannes Film Festival right here and here. We’ve also got Vanessa Hudgens who still thinks Coachella‘s going on, Joe Jonas coordinates every single part of his outfit as all straight men are wont to do, James Gandolfini discovers Read More ...

Source: The Crap We Missed – Thursday 5.17.12



I honestly didn’t plan on writing two Miley Cyrus‘ posts today, but who could’ve honestly predicted she’d spend this afternoon hocking loogies off her hotel balcony before parading around in a tube top? Except don’t answer that because it’s everyone. Everyone could’ve predicted it. I’ve seen fish in water look less natural and perfectly suited Read More ...

Source: Miley Cyrus: A Lady Of Sophistication And The Such



For reasons known only to him and a lounge chair lovingly dubbed “Sir Holds Them Booties,” here’s Criminal Minds star Shemar Moore standing shirtless on a yacht in Cannes this morning while holding a champagne flute, so we’re just going to go ahead and start calling him the Black Skarsgard. For this a man who Read More ...

Source: ‘And, Lo, There Was A New Skarsgard, Forged of Chocolate And Ice…’